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Basically, David, the team we're building here and the project that we're building here canny be tied to one man, do you know what I mean? You need continuity. Hey, that's right.

Obviously with myself and Colin in the football department, that's continuity at the top.

But down at the level where those lot kick a ball about, we've only got Wellie.

You can do better than Wellie.

My walking football pensioner team could do better than fucking wellie.

Look, if Sven goes, and the next manager goes, and the next manager goes after that,

we need a guy who's that, you know, fixed presence.

Always there come rain or shite.

Right.

Well...

I tend to go from job to job quite often, you see, guys.

Yeah, well...

Hell well, you don't, David.

Have you ever considered that?

Dave, Dave, what we're offering is some stability for you, right?

You want to find a girl and settle down? If you want,

get married. We could be that girl, pal. I mean, look at us. Fucking gorgeous. Do you want me to

put a fucking skirt on and give you a wee dance? Because I will, Dave. Believe me, I will.

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