Episode 123 - Repo Man
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 20 September 2021
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
The feel-good factor around the club is spilling over into the private life of Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan. Once besieged by abuse and torment, it would seem the fans have finally been appeased... Those popular new acquisitions however are coming at a costly price.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:30.9 | Yeah, hi, large oat milk latte, please. |
| 0:32.2 | Okay, and anything else? |
| 0:37.1 | No, but it's a free one. I've got the card stamped, so... Yep. |
| 0:38.0 | Excellent. Patrick Nolan. |
| 0:39.6 | Sorry? |
| 0:40.4 | Your name? Patrick... Patrick Nolan, yeah? |
| 0:42.7 | Oh, yeah. Right, yes. Yes. Right. That's me. Yeah. |
| 0:45.6 | Great. Your drink will be with you surely. Thanks very much. |
| 0:48.7 | Thank you. |
| 0:54.0 | Four WhatsApp voice notes, Christ. |
| 0:58.0 | Hey Pat, it's called. |
| 1:00.0 | Listen, I was taking a shite this morning |
| 1:02.0 | and I thought we need to sit down with Sven, |
| 1:04.0 | talk about the team's identity, the style and that. |
| 1:07.0 | Hold on, let me just flush. |
| 1:09.0 | Oh, God. |
| 1:14.3 | Sorry, pal, I accidentally sent the message. |
| 1:17.2 | Anywho, I spoke to him after the game, |
| 1:19.6 | and he seemed more excited about the fucking clean sheet than he did our attacking play. |
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