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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1232: TBTL Does A Body Good

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2012

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

TBTL scoops the Wall Street Journal (again), regarding milk consumption in the US. And, with the Arizona Lotto Winner finally revealed, Andrew and Sean discuss what they'd do with their theoretical winnings.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm a puff, baby, they can dance like a man.

0:02.8

I can shake them up, Fanny, I can shake them up again.

0:06.0

I'm a tough, tootin', baby, I can punch your bones.

0:09.6

Punch your bones, I can push all your bones.

0:12.7

If you're an evil witch, I will punch you for fun.

0:15.4

TVTM!

0:20.4

He's a little bit long-winded.

0:22.3

He doesn't translate very well into our generation

0:25.1

and his jokes are terrible.

0:26.7

I said, I got to get the info he'd get to me.

0:29.2

I opened his door like this, and I'm joking.

0:31.6

I got to that door bar, I pushed that door, he stopped that door,

0:34.6

and he came out, he was pushing me.

0:36.4

He got away, he got to run it.

0:38.0

When I got right here, I got him a lot in the net.

0:41.4

Did he ran and he dropped that thing?

0:44.0

But I got him with his here.

0:45.4

I got him in the net.

0:46.6

He's gone and checked in the house.

0:48.8

I knocked on the doorbell and ran it, but he was gone.

0:52.2

Is this you talking or the liquor?

0:54.6

I am the liquor.

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