Episode #1231: TBTL CuteDown!!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2012

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

A monkey shows up at an Ikea wearing a coat, prompting TBTL to rank the Cutest Moments In TBTL History.

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0:00.0	I've been having a lot of dreams about you.
0:02.4	Really?
0:04.3	Like, what kind?
0:06.3	One's where I stab you over and over again.
0:10.4	Another one where I try to cut your body into as many
0:12.6	little pieces of the can.
0:14.5	And then I start to eat you.
0:18.2	I start to eat your body.
0:19.8	And then I cross the room, all of a sudden,
0:21.0	my daughters are there, they're playing Chinese jump rope.
0:23.2	My mother is breastfeeding Jeff.
0:26.3	They all turn to look at me.
0:28.3	And then I s**t you out.
0:33.0	And so I think this means I'm still holding on to some anger.
0:37.6	T-B-T-L.
0:43.2	My family just loves to eat.
0:45.7	We're not fair.
0:46.7	We're pleasingly plump.
0:47.8	He's suffering from acute melancholia
0:50.5	together with a guilt complex.
0:52.4	I want the barbecue.
0:54.1	I want the chicken, and then I want the ribs.
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