Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental.

This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive.

You know, it was a great international break, wasn't it? I mean, we saw some great games,

some great performances. But after that, you know, transfer window, we just wanted the Premier

League to be back straight away, didn't we? Obviously, Rado is going to get a lot of attention

this weekend. I personally got my eye on Leicester Man City.

That should be an absolute cracker.

I mean, really struggled against those last season.

I mean, you know, there's, of course, doesn't sound that glamorous,

but there's Norwich v Arsenal.

And there's a lot, you know, riding on that for fans as well, you know,

fans of Michael Artetta.

No, I'm kidding.

But for me, I'm looking at, you know, my eye is keenly on Liverpool v Ashwood City.

Not for the reasons you'd think.

Do you think the new signings will start for Ashwood?

From what I understand, yeah.

You know, Kevin and David Lina, of course, didn't head off at internationals on like, you know, Lasselso and Emmy Martinez and all that mess.

Vassos played, I think he played for Dortmunds, what, two weeks ago.

So, yeah, I mean, you know, I'm expecting them all to start.

So they can play, yeah, but do you think Sven will play them?

...