Episode 121 – Deadline Day: Part 2
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 30 August 2021
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
The English transfer window is closing fast and Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan is struggling under the pressure; during the once in a lifetime window for Ashwood City.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Amina Koroma as Dofi Akuffo
Additional Voices:
Joaquin Augusto Quinteros
Joel Emery
Episode written by: Joel Emery
Edited by: Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell
Directed by: Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer: Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is The Offensive. Let your thoughts and anxieties subside. |
| 0:40.3 | You are relaxed. |
| 0:45.3 | You are calm. |
| 0:49.3 | You are at peace with yourself and breathe in and out and in and out. |
| 1:16.7 | Oh my God, is that it? |
| 1:18.2 | It's just tell me how to fucking breathe. |
| 1:20.4 | Patrick, it's not about breathing, it's about focusing your mind. |
| 1:23.4 | My mind is focused on a load of stressful shit. |
| 1:27.2 | Look, there's plenty of literature and media out there on mindfulness, okay? |
| 1:30.8 | It can help. It really can. |
| 1:33.4 | I can't see anything else wrong with you. |
| 1:35.5 | You're just very stressed. |
| 1:38.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:39.5 | Is there something you're particularly stressed about? |
| 1:42.9 | Um... |
| 1:43.6 | Ashwood City Football Club |
| 1:48.0 | were one of the founding members of the Football League in 1888. |
| 1:51.9 | Today, they compete in England's top flight |
| 1:54.2 | and remain one of only a handful of clubs |
| 1:56.3 | to have never been relegated from the Premier League. |
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