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Hushed murmurs of frustration at Mollonies.

As Wolverhampton Wanderers find themselves level, in a game they've absolutely dominated.

Here is Seiss, finds Neves in the middle of the park, and look who's there to meet him again.

Stuart Folds

the debutant for Ashwood City just 17 years of age and I believe the winner of today's

Man of the Match award and quite right to a sumptuous goal from him a goal that right now means

a very valuable point for Ashwood City. Wals will feel hard done by

if they come away with that point. A monstrous 13 shots on target. Seventy-four percent

possession but still it remains Wolves won Ashwood City one. The host are just switching play and it goes back to Cody.

Sent it out wide to Adama Trierre, cutting around Marcelo, testing the Brazilian yet again,

and he's gone away from him.

Adama gets a ball into him, and he is!

Ashwood City Football Club were one of the founding members of the Football League in 1888. Today, they compete in England's top flight and remain one of only a handful of clubs

to have never been relegated from the Premier League. With the renewed ownership structure

and an ambitious transfer policy, Ashwood City

enter season four of the Offensive.

The Offensive. The

The This is how it feels to be Ashwood.

This is how it feels to be small.

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