2021/22 SEASON: Window Shopping
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 16 August 2021
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
The Premier League returns and the new power structure of Ashwood City has Patrick Nolan at the helm. Lack of activity in the transfer window has provoked a strong backlash from the fanbase, leading to widespread vandalism.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Christopher Swift as Reuben Thomas
Additional Voices:
Danny Jamieson
Jonny Blain
Erika Marchant
Ant McGinley
John Walker
Marcus Speller
Jim Campbell
Pete Donaldson
Natalie Green
Esmonde Cole
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:16.4 | Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:35.1 | The Breakfast Show, with DJ Kerrigan, South East South. |
| 0:38.3 | DJ Kerrigan, South East South. Good morning, wakey, wakey, rise and shine. |
| 0:41.3 | You know what's going on folks this weekend, don't you? |
| 0:43.3 | You absolutely do know. |
| 0:45.3 | It is the opening weekend of the Premier League season. |
| 0:49.3 | And we're going to start with sport today, folks. |
| 0:51.3 | I'll be getting to the news of it later and playing some absolute bangers |
| 0:54.3 | as always. But we're starting off with the Premier League, with our local team. You know who I'm |
| 0:59.0 | talking about. It's Kent's Premier League site, Ashwood City. Now, this season is going to be a little |
| 1:04.7 | bit different for better or for worse. Patrick Nolan, MBE, now owns 45% of the club. |
| 1:11.7 | We want to hear from you. |
| 1:12.6 | Get those calls in. |
| 1:13.4 | Get on the Twitter. |
| 1:17.3 | Let us know how you think this is going to affect both Ashwood City. |
| 1:19.0 | Hey, Ruben. |
| 1:20.4 | Good luck on your first day. |
| 1:21.8 | We're all very proud. |
| 1:24.5 | Make sure you message your mum when you get a break. |
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