I was reading a thing in a favor, baddest guy I ever read about in a favor day today.

Guy killed his whole family, get this folks, killed his whole family because the devil told them to.

Man, that'd be a...

Imagine that killing your whole family just because the devil told you, and then afterwards you could back to the devil.

Yeah, it's devil!

I did as you instructed, I killed my family, slaughtered them as they lay sleeping, and I chopped them up and put them in a duffel bag,

here they are in a duffel bag.

I'll be burying them tonight at the shallow grave by the side of the railroad track,

as you have commanded, oh Lord, host of the Horey Netherworld.

Then the devil pulls out a mask, it's me Bob!

There you go, hop up!

She got me there Bob, you got me in!

Got my family in a duffel bag, here.

Now that's one for you there, Bob, eh.

T-B-T-L!

I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want, but I have a very particular lack of skills.

I will never be able to find you, but what I do have is $2 and a Casio wristwatch.

You can have one of them.

33 years old, I haven't outgrown the problems of puberty, I'm already facing the problems of old age.

I'll tell you how to make a woman happy, you take charge, she comes home one night,

you're in the kitchen, necky-cooking chili, you feed it to her out of your hands, make her act like a bird.

Well thank God, we built you, what a blessing for the community!

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