Awesome party. Good tunes, good brew, good buddies. I feel great, man. I feel great!

I don't know, man. I hate my father. I hate my life, but I feel great, man. You guys are great.

I'm gonna go pick a fight

Where am I?

I don't even think about trying to escape. You are a factory of standards!

Okay, who else? So you want to do it the hard way? First I want you to turn and look at each other.

Oh no, that's nice. Just stare deeply into each other's eyes. Yeah, good. Now say the first

thing that pops into your brain. I don't want to touch sandpaper. I like the whizz. It's party time,

jumps. Party time indeed. On this Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL, this is the show that

just might be too beautiful to live. I'm a professional. Look it up in the book. My name is Luke

Burbank. I'm your host. It's episode 1188 in a collector series. Now that's interesting.

Andrew the rising radio star Walsh is out today. That's all right though. We've got tons

of stuff to talk about. Hi, this is Luke's mom, Suzy coming tonight on TBTL. Hey, you ever

feel like something very weird is going on back in Congress? It's a trap Steve, a mockery of a sham,

a mockery of a trap Steve, two mockeries of a sham. Well, you are not alone, my friends, and we've

got just the person on the show today to talk about it. If your notion of congressional coverage

sounds sort of like something like this. The gentleman from Texas is recognized. Thank you Mr.

Speaker. I thank the gentleman for yielding. I want to commend Judge Green for working with me

on this issue. You did make a mistake, however, you said we know each other 20 years. I'm sorry,

it's been 30 years. I'm going to level with you. We put the laugh track in. That didn't actually

happen. The laughing part, but the rest of it did. And it is sometimes very boring, very hard to

follow, very hard to understand exactly what's going on or why you should care. Here's another

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