I lost my job. Before we arrived, I even got thrown out of my trailer. All because of one thing, free bison, cocaine.

That's all my life was, was bison, nothing else.

I got in the rehab program that I had registered on Arsenal, down there in Alabama, and with them people helping me.

Well, that smoking wide devil is no longer a part of my life. And I could proud to say that today, I do not free bison cocaine.

Now, I take a drink now. You know, I take a drink, and my name's Moke Little Ray.

You know, I like smoke, rafers. You know, I'd relax as many as I think, but as far as Beijing goes, I don't do it.

T-B-T-L!

Hey Johnny, how about a beer, huh?

Oh, a couple of Charles Bukowski's. A full of Bruce Stoyev's keys.

Maybe a Mike Broga Slowsky. Perhaps a Teddy Brusky.

Yo, you said he was going to be dancing. You said he was going to be partying. You said he was going to be doing what we do.

I got a dark side. There's a demon in me. Nice software.

Mmm. Well, you sure don't talk like a machine.

You think you're too cool for school, but I got a new slash for you Walter Cronkite.

You aren't. They think you're awesome. They think you're number one. They think you're the BTS.

That's a new inspired thing.

Hey there. Hello there. Welcome everybody to a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Dukes. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

Double Dukes.

And this is episode 1190 in a collector's series.

Triple Dukes.

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