The fandom, exterior, like fisheck, interior, like suicide, riffrages,

I could exercise you, this could be your visit, cheat on your man, homie,

I try to sneak through the door man, can't make it, can't make it the sh**t fuck.

Out my way son, door stuck, door stuck, please, I beg you, for that, you're a sh**t, anyone sh** fucker.

T-B-T-L!

So what I would do is I put on Afro-Caribbean paint, like a white and black paint and black at my eye,

so I looked like this sort of Afro-Caribbean-Voo icon, then wouldn't speak to anybody when

to say a word, so I projected this aura of horror. Oh my god, he sounds like a good lover.

You don't have to make rude noises. That's alright, I don't mind.

You're tearing me partly off!

Let's go ahead and endeavor to put you all back. In one piece, thanks to this Wednesday afternoon

edition of T-B-T-L, this is the show that's probably too beautiful to live. It's a kind of magic.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host, this episode 1,187 in a collector series, it is in fact a

miracle and a sort of magic that we're even broadcasting today because we've had over 1,100

false starts on this here, edition of the program. Now that's interesting.

It is though, if you know just how unfortunate it is that today would be the day that nothing

seems to record or work, because we have a special guest we're very excited about,

introduce her in a moment. First, the other things we'll be talking about on the program.

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Suzie, coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

Let's see, first off, we've got to shut something down America.

And it is talking about this young woman.

It's time for all of us to stop. We'll explain why this is so important as such a pressing issue

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