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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1171: You're Welcome, Ron Funches

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2012

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Producer Andrew inexplicably takes full credit for the career of comedian Ron Funches, who joins us on the show today.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I left Chicago, because there's a lot of gang problems and violence.

0:04.4

I did not know they had gangs in Oregon.

0:07.6

They are not scary or effective.

0:14.0

But they try really hard.

0:17.5

And I ran into a gang on the Oregon coast,

0:21.2

and I don't like to be racist.

0:23.5

But it was a gang of blackbirds.

0:26.0

A real murderer's room.

0:30.2

And I dealt with them just like the gangs in Chicago.

0:36.4

I just puffed my chest out, knuckled up,

0:40.0

and said, you f**king like Gini's great married mothers.

0:43.1

And I ran away.

0:47.9

That's what TVTM.

0:54.5

Welcome one and all to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL.

1:01.8

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

1:05.6

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

1:08.0

Andrew Walsh is here as well.

1:10.4

I am out of town this week.

1:12.2

And so what we are doing is playing you some of our very favorite

1:16.3

interviews and conversations from the course of the last year or so.

1:21.2

Today we arrive at a conversation we had with Mr. Ron Funches.

1:26.0

Now you, Andrew, were the first one to turn me on to the work of Ron Funches.

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