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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1172: TBTL Just Wants to Be Friends

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2012

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Author, mother and radio-gold spinner Teresa Strasser joins us with the story of the almost-date she went on with Luke.

Transcript

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0:00.0

If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, then sometimes I doubt that.

0:04.5

I think, you know, grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents.

0:08.5

They're walking on their pants, so they're capped on backwards, listening to the end of a man,

0:12.2

and Snoopy Snoopy pooped dog, and they don't like them.

0:14.5

T-B-T-L!

0:20.0

Hi, guys!

0:21.5

OMG, you've done it, you found yourself at A.

0:25.0

Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L this is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

0:30.5

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm the host, that guy over there, he's the co-host, his name is Andrew Walsh.

0:37.5

Hi.

0:38.5

Hey, are you concerned that somebody just knocked on your door?

0:40.5

Nope, happens all the time.

0:42.5

Okay, probably Bill Collector.

0:44.5

We hide back here.

0:45.5

Is that why you told me to jump out this window if anybody...

0:48.0

That's why I told you to identify yourself as Luke Burbank.

0:51.0

If anyone asks, if anyone serving a subpoena asks, you are Luke Burbank.

0:55.5

Why am I wearing a Kevlar vest?

0:57.5

You and my friend owe a lot of child support.

1:00.5

This is episode 1,172 in a collector series.

1:06.5

I am out this week at a wedding in Hawaii, enjoying my time there, hopefully.

1:14.5

Only time will tell if we can stand the test of time, I think it was, I believe that was Van Halen.

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