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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1170: Cartoon Cats and Pizza From Hell!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2012

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Luke starts a beef with Heathcliff the cat, and then he bites into the hottest pizza hell has to offer.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, you're listening to PPRPPP. I am Bell Denton the topic of the day. New beginnings getting over losses friends

0:10.5

Life, we have our first color. Hi

0:15.4

You are you're about to get deep sail, Denton. Yeah, you're my hero

0:20.0

You are good man. Seriously, I got admit. Yeah, it sounds pretty good. It sounds real bad, huh?

0:31.0

I close my eyes. It does sound like this. Yeah, that's the radio. This is the radio. That's a DJ. I better like if you don't run it

0:38.0

I would listen to it. Thanks, ma'am. I know this sounds weird, but can we be best friends? Just us for real?

0:44.0

Hey, it's a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL. This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. Your host

0:57.0

It's Andrew Walsh sitting at the microphone just across from me. Hey, buddy. Hey, hey, hey

1:05.0

That's how I open that's a show. That's a fat Albert. Yes. Did you watch the fat Albert cartoon when you were a kid?

1:12.0

Yeah. Yeah, I did. Not religiously, but yeah. That was like a Saturday morning cartoon, I believe. Do you think kids these days miss out because

1:21.0

Saturday morning cartoons aren't a thing anymore, are they?

1:24.0

No, I got to say though. I didn't really. First of all, the fat Albert, I think that must have been new before our time, right?

1:31.0

We were watching reruns of that. Yeah, because it was from like the 70s. That's what I think. Yeah. And I, you know, Saturday morning cartoons was such a thing.

1:39.0

And it's another childhood thing that I missed out on. I wasn't allowed to watch Saturday morning cartoons. What?

1:44.0

I had chores. So I'd go to school on Mondays and everybody would be talking about the Saturday morning cartoons.

1:49.0

OJ Read More. What's that? That was like a public service announcement. I remember the cheese guy. Yeah.

1:56.0

Remember, don't drown your food. No. Don't drown your food is like, um, it was the weirdest thing. It was, you know,

2:03.0

somehow the, the president's council on nutrition or whatever. And it was a whole cartoon about, let me see if I can find it. It was a whole

2:11.0

like, I mean, it was like a, like a 30-second long cartoon about not dipping your food in too much like rants.

2:20.0

Oh, was it, but in the same style as that famous, uh, I'm a block of cheese, PSA or whatever that one was here. Take a listen to this.

2:29.0

I don't understand how they thought this was going to solve the problem.

3:00.0

Bizarre. What a ridiculously specific thing to go after. Like even ketchup. Like don't use too much ketchup. That's part, that's part of the message here.

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