Episode #1157: Train Wreck Alert

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2012

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew excitedly break out the new and improved TBTL Phone Line, which turns out to be neither new nor improved.

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0:00.0	I'm a puff baby, they can dance like a man.
0:02.8	I can shake him up, Fanny, I can shake him up again.
0:06.0	I'm a tough, tootin' baby, I can punch your bones.
0:09.6	Punch your bones, I can punch all your bones.
0:12.7	If you're an evil witch, I will punch you for fun.
0:15.4	TVTM!
0:20.4	He's a little bit long-winded.
0:22.4	He doesn't translate very well into our generation
0:25.2	and his jokes are terrible.
0:26.7	I said, I got to get the info he'd get to me.
0:29.3	I opened his door like this, and I'm so huge.
0:31.6	Back in that door, Bob, I pushed that door.
0:33.7	He stopped that door, and he came out, he was pushing me.
0:36.5	He got away, he got to runnin' when I got right here.
0:38.9	I got him, oh, what?
0:40.2	Internet.
0:41.5	Did he ran and he dropped that thing?
0:44.0	But I got him with this year.
0:45.4	I got him in the net.
0:46.6	He's gone.
0:47.4	They checked in the house.
0:48.8	I knocked on the doorbell and ran it, but he was gone.
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