Episode #1158: – TBTL Gets Its S***t Together
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 30 August 2012
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
The phones finally work at Burbank Studios, which gives Andrew a chance to wax rhapsodic about his love of showering.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello? |
| 0:01.0 | Hi! |
| 0:02.0 | Uh, so listen, either you gave me the crabs or I gave you the crabs, but anyway, I have |
| 0:07.7 | the crabs, uh, so... |
| 0:11.0 | Jesus. |
| 0:12.0 | You didn't feel itchy? |
| 0:14.0 | Yeah, but I thought it... |
| 0:16.0 | I thought it was laundry detergent. |
| 0:19.0 | No... |
| 0:20.0 | Crabbs. |
| 0:21.0 | Uh, so... |
| 0:23.0 | F*** you or... |
| 0:25.0 | Sorry. |
| 0:26.0 | I don't know which one. |
| 0:28.0 | He says things I can't say in involves a, uh, a mannequin hand and an electric shaver. |
| 0:38.0 | It taped you a golf club. |
| 0:40.0 | It's not a club, I say. |
| 0:41.0 | It's like a floating party and meet you in different locations every week. |
| 0:44.0 | You gonna tell your friends don't go there. |
| 0:46.0 | They got a dangerous old lady there. |
| 0:48.0 | Mother, father, Chinese dentist. |
| 0:49.0 | I got so drunk last night. |
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