While I agree that in time our band will be most triumphant, the truth is, wild stallions will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on top.

Yes, Spill, but I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.

Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments.

Well, how can we have decent instruments we don't really even know how to play?

That is why we need Eddie Van Halen, and that is why we need a triumphant video.

TVTM!

Well, well, here we are.

I want to congratulate you for being on time.

Do you wish that the first Apollo mission hadn't reached the moon, or that we hadn't gone out of Mars, and then to the nearest star?

That's like saying you wish that you still operated with scalps and sold your patients up with cat cut.

Like a great, great, great, great, great grandfather used to.

Here's some money, go see a star war.

Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy.

I'm not a Carl Weathers Par exam.

He's Mr. You're even hungerier than I am.

Oh, mess with the bull, young man, you'll get the horns.

Awesome.

Oh, let's say I can't believe this is actually happening.

I can either, or the fact that we're in this real kind of catch-22 chicken egg scenario with this whole Van Halen thing.

We can't get a triumphant podcast until we get Eddie Van Halen, but of course he's not going to want to work with us until we're a triumphant podcast.

I don't know, we'll work it out.

We're only 156 shows into this.

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