How about that right in? I guess that's why they call it sin city. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner.

I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought duck home, I knew he was one of my own.

And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So where there are two of us in the wolf pack, I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later.

And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, wait a second, could it be? And now I know for sure I just added two more guys to my wolf pack.

Four of us wolves, running around the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers in cocaine.

I'm not going to say some of that didn't happen, but we've got a perfectly good explanation right here on this Monday afternoon edition of TBTL,

the show that's probably too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. This is episode 1,155 in a collector series.

Sorry, we're getting it up onto the internet a little bit late today. I was in Las Vegas over the weekend, and today actually celebrating the Bachelorette party of our friend DJ Tuna, who some of you have heard about on the show.

She's going to be getting married in Hawaii in a few weeks. And she and the mummy and I went on down to the town of Las Vegas, Nevada.

And we had all kinds of adventures. We decided, well, let me put it this way, I decided, because we've been going to Vegas for years and years.

And if you've ever been in Las Vegas, you know that your eyes are just being assaulted day and night by these ridiculous billboards and pictures and shiny, sparkly flashy, you know, sides of buildings with electronic displays on them and the like.

One of the things that we kept, we've been seeing ads for four years and we think look really, really dumb, is this Australian strip guys, like what would you call it? I don't know, it's like the Chippendales, right?

But they're Australian and they're called the Thunder from Down Under.

Do you not see me rocking this chiseled slab of hard man body?

So we've been making fun of the Thunder from Down Under for years, like 10 years we've been going there.

But I thought it would be kind of funny since this was technically speaking about the right party for us to go to Thunder from Down Under.

Now, a couple of things. One, Thunder from Down Under is apparently the hardest ticket to get in all of Las Vegas.

And so, first I went to the website, they didn't have any. Then I called the casino hotel that they have it in the Excalibur and they didn't have any more tickets.

And then I was looking for scalpers and didn't have any tickets. I had to call in a series of chits in order to get three tickets to the Stupid Thunder from Stupid Down Under.

And by the way, a huge thanks to our Vegas buddy, Randy, who used to work at the RIA and would always put us in a good fashion there.

And a new friend of TBTL down there in Vegas, Brian, who put us up in the Cosmopolitan, which holy moly, that's another hack of a place.

But anyway, thanks to those guys and some various behind-the-scenes shenanigans, we were able to get the luxury of buying three tickets to the Thunder from Down Under.

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