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The Dick Show

Episode 114 - Dick on Road Rage: Atlanta

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2018

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Libertarians, globalists, hate speech against the Illuminati, the will to execute failure, using the airplane slide, people who walk around with neck pillows around their neck, a homeless ranking system, taking selfies at funerals, concern trolling and pretending to care, how the KKK was born, how valuable is your semen, "So You Want to Talk About Race", Uncle Buck and the Cuck Sockers, Mental Jess moves out, Road Rage: Atlanta, the myth of the free market, and the protein powder scoop always getting stuck at the bottom of the jar; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0

People love it. I've heard it enough. I've heard it enough times to make me think that that's real. I mean, I know you get super drunk that way, right?

0:11.0

Man, oh yeah, you can die oh yeah if you

0:14.4

the the butt chug stuffed it's like tampon vodka because it's the mucous

0:20.6

membranes it doesn't have to go through your stomach where it gets destroyed

0:24.6

and it's absorbed by the mucous membranes and it's super yeah yeah for some reason

0:29.5

your asshole absorbs it because it's more mucousier.

0:34.0

Gross.

0:35.0

So they should, that's, so the kids, you gotta tell them, you know, if you wanna get real high, real fast.

0:40.0

You gotta jam that bottle of jack right up your ass right up your ass you tell you tell anybody that it's ass related they're on board yeah doesn't matter what it is if you could you could sit them down everybody's into butt stuff at the end of the day you

0:54.4

give and on what it is the most scientific explanation possible for why they should

1:00.0

lose some weight yeah and regularly, not going to happen.

1:05.0

Magical butt things, candles up the ass to clean the ass out,

1:10.4

water jets up the ass to clean the ass out.

1:14.0

D-Barnickling of the anus.

1:18.0

You get the scraper in there.

1:20.0

There are so many scams with that shit.

1:22.0

With asses! Yeah. With asses. so many scams with that shit with asses

1:24.4

with asses because people think oh it's like a severe thing like it must work

1:29.3

because they understand their asshole that's why why. People that you start saying

1:34.4

numbers in science and they're like, ugh, that's too much. I'm not a I don't care.

1:39.3

I'm fine without it but as soon as you throw an ass in there, they're like,

1:42.8

well, I have an asshole.

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