Episode 113 - Dick on Green Eggs and Body Dysmorphia

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2018

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

The scourge of squeaky beds, Liquor Wardens, crying over scrambled eggs, Brittany Venti calls in to correct the story of The 4Chad Strangling, TDS Top Gay handles some pork, women saying "interesting", Body Dysmorphia, KevinALandau.com, Asterios' flub of the century, and a memorial rant for a fallen Dickhead; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh man, all right. Let's go.
0:03.0	Presenting.
0:05.0	That was odd timing.
0:07.0	Right when I pressed it.
0:09.0	I know. That, that, that, that, that, yeah, I think it's Dick, Dick, Dick.
0:13.0	Dick. Dick.
0:15.0	Ready.
0:17.0	Yeah! Yeah!
0:21.0	Welcome to Dick. You want Dick, you need, you love Dick, you got it. It's the show!
0:28.0	Where everything is a contest coming to you live from a concrete bunker in a mountain deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:33.9	I'm your host Dick Masterson, the 20 million dollar man, America's wingman and the 20 million
0:38.1	man, the un-suable, unstumpable Dick Masterson.
0:41.8	I could just talk, I could go forever. An hour, just about that, just about
0:46.5	myself. The Unstumpable, the 20 million dollar, the Unsuable, Unstumpable, 20 million dollar the un-suable
0:53.2	unstumpable 20 million-dollar man.
0:56.5	Dick Masherson, with me as always is Sean the audio engineer.
0:59.2	I was gonna wait.
1:00.0	Now, I think I wasted everyone, I wasted enough of everyone's time with that stupid three minute
1:05.8	outro last week.
1:07.9	The three minute outro?
1:08.8	The three minute, um, blues outro that I did.
1:12.2	I like that. You know what I'll walk around all day just doing that I believe you in my own
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