Episode 115 - Dick on The Bro Economy

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2018

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Coach has a son, giant bars of soap, Space Force and military uniforms, the bro economy, Adam Baldwin blocks me and is an idiot, nurses who can't talk, obvious sports announcers, buried in collectables, doing a barrel roll, Crippled Jesus needs dating advice, sirens in music, Ben from Drunken Peasants calls in, Mundane Matt kills his career, funeral stories, and "Not For Human Consumption" squares off against "The Thought Cops" in the first ever Super Podcast Championship Edition Turbo to see who joins the See You Next Tuesday Podcast Network; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I think this week is going to be an exciting week.
0:04.0	What's that?
0:05.0	I just have a feeling.
0:06.6	This week's show?
0:07.6	Yeah.
0:08.6	Or this week coming up.
0:10.2	Yeah.
0:11.2	There's just something in the air. Yeah. Yeah. You got a pretty good, you got a pretty good, you got a pretty good, uh...
0:16.0	I got a good feeling about this week.
0:19.0	Okay. The chickens are coming home.
0:22.0	Is that right? Yeah, they're coming home. Is that right?
0:23.0	Yeah, they're coming home to roost.
0:25.0	You just gotta...
0:26.0	They burrow right up your ass.
0:28.0	The chickens of justice come home and they roost up your shit.
0:31.0	You got a feeling or...
0:32.0	I got a feeling. Do you know something? I got a feeling. I just have a feeling shot.
0:36.0	I got a feeling. That seems to happen a lot.
0:39.0	There's nothing illegal about having a good feeling.
0:46.0	No, there's not. No, you can't be sued for that.
0:50.0	Matter of, it should be illegal to have a bad feeling.
0:52.0	It should be illegal.
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