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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1135: When 11 Year-Olds Attack… The National Anthem!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2012

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is very afraid to go on Luke's roof for this week's Blue Angels taping. Plus, TBTL thinks an 11 year-old girl in Texas may have turned in the worst National Anthem ever, but not for the reasons other people are citing.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, it's Luke. We're going to start up on this Monday edition of TBTL in a matter of seconds.

0:09.6

First though, we want to tell you that we are only a few days away from the big TBTL.

0:16.1

Get together out at Chateau San Michelle. You know Chateau San Michelle.

0:19.0

They're an official sponsor of this here podcast and have been for years.

0:22.8

Boy aren't they great people. And you're going to get to find out in person just how great they are.

0:27.1

If you are in the greater Seattle Woodenville Eastside Northside area on Wednesday, the 8th of August,

0:36.0

we're going to be getting together out there. There will be fun games. There will be a big potluck.

0:41.0

We know that it starts the same night as the gathering of the jugalos begins in Kaven Rock, Illinois.

0:46.2

We're hoping that that you will choose to come hang out with us.

0:50.2

Unless you are in fact a jugalow in which case, probably better you go to Kaven Rock, Illinois.

0:57.0

Go to the TBTL Facebook page, the Seattle Tens Facebook page to find out more details about the potluck stuff and the like.

1:04.3

A huge thanks to Chateau San Michelle for sponsoring this podcast. We appreciate it so much.

1:10.8

And we appreciate you listening to this edition of TBTL, which starts right now.

1:15.8

First time at the program, I can always spot a newbie. It's my fifth year with wings.

1:32.6

I guess Paul McCartney's got nothing on me, huh?

1:35.0

Love, take me down to the streets. It's not a wing song.

1:39.9

Yeah, it's one of their hits from the 70s. I'm not sure which one. It's not.

1:44.3

It is? No. I think it might be. That's not. Nobody sings it, so.

1:47.7

I don't know, but I'll have to go to the TBTL.

1:54.1

What I found you were so struggling, truck. You couldn't buy branding.

1:59.0

And you, friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless. Do you want me to send you back to where you were?

2:08.6

Unemployed in Greenland.

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