Did people ever call you a sellout, you know, when you started getting other people to make your shirts, did you ever deal with that?

Well, so busy with the economy of Iraq, education, infrastructure, I can't even think about those things, but I do miss it, I do miss the 50 people.

I make a speech to 50 people, literally. I'd go, yeah, I'm going to take over the world, I'm going to take over Kuwait.

And those are the days, you know, that's when you're being a dictator, it's really being a dictator, you know what I mean?

You're not, it's not the same thing now.

I feel for people in Pakistan, I feel for those leaders, because they've lost sight of it all.

T-B-T-M!

I play it there and I'm sad I'm who's saying, I'm the evil one.

But listen, if you're going to go out and have a good time, play a condom, it's not worth it, not worth the trouble, not worth the pregnancy.

Let's keep it down to a minimum, use condoms.

I'm going to make you proud of me.

Oh, sweetie, I'm already proud of you. All you can do is make me unproud.

I've been listening to some psychedelic music recently, to see if any of it would suit my spoons.

What do you know about talent?

You're unemployed single, over 30, and you still fearlessly overacimate your cuteness.

It just comes down to it, if I want to check for lace salvage, I'm going to have the chick for lace salvage, so you can run and tell that.

Let's run and tell this, it is, as you might have suspected.

A Friday afternoon edition of TBTL, that's right, you're tuned into episode 1,134 in a collector series.

Oh my god, that's so crazy. Why?

Because it's the show that just might be too beautiful to live, my name's Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

Hi, this is Luke from Suzie, coming tonight on TBTL.

We've got a new segment. It's called, remember that, hide your kids, hide your wife guy.

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