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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1136: Out Of The Garage, Into The Basement!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2012

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Andrew hurts Luke's feelings when he lets on that he feel like recording an episode of TBTL today. Plus, a listener who's been listening to the show over the course of a 1800+ mile hike wants to know if he should just quit his trek.

Transcript

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0:00.0

So, I was wondering, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television

0:12.2

last night?

0:13.2

No, I did.

0:14.2

Oh, it was most exhilarating, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay.

0:19.5

And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an outblown ball made of pig skin through

0:23.8

a big age.

0:24.8

It was a most ripping victory.

0:26.8

Son, I'm just going to tell you this one time, you want to keep work in here, stay

0:33.9

off the drugs.

0:34.9

TVTN!

0:40.9

Some of you are great to fit by time stupid or ridiculous or flammable or I don't care what

0:48.6

you think.

0:49.6

I love you.

0:50.6

I want to marry you.

0:51.6

Do you want to dress up like Thor?

0:52.6

I'll dress up like Thor?

0:53.6

I'll dress up like Iron Man?

0:55.6

Can you look fine?

0:56.6

I didn't ask.

0:57.6

I'm very discreet, but I'll haunt your dreams.

1:04.2

Remember, you're on stage.

1:06.4

You have to overemphasize everything.

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