Episode 112 - Dick on The Bride Catcher

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2018

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

The local bride catcher, bachelorette parties, drag shows, military parking, the last straws, freedom of speech means freedom from consequences, Chris Chan goes kiss crazy, Layc's high school boyfriend stole money from her, a Trader Joe's death trap, the parallel parking bet, Saudi Arabia's emergency woman driver number, Brittany Venti gets strangled by her ex-boyfriend, Asterios, Swatting, and Maddox calls Mental Jess' parents; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's like the hardest thing to get out of E.
0:03.0	No, the hardest thing to get out of a woman is not hearing boring story.
0:07.0	That's my fetish.
0:10.0	And that is a lot harder to get then jerked off by feet.
0:15.0	The grail.
0:17.0	All right.
0:20.0	Unobtainium. I'll start on that one.
0:27.0	That's a good banter, Sean.
0:30.0	Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:33.0	Dick.
0:34.0	Dick.
0:35.0	Ready.
0:37.0	P. P-P-
0:37.0	Yeah!
0:41.0	Yeah!
0:43.0	Welcome to Dick, you need Dick, you want Dick, you love Dick, you got it, it's a show.
0:47.0	Where everything is a contest coming to you live from a concrete bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:52.0	I am your host host Dick Masterson.
0:55.0	20 million dollar man with me as always as Sean the audio engineer.
1:00.0	Hello Dick. Hey what's up buddy joining us, joining us early because we didn't want to, I didn't want to start until you got here, so I knew you're going to be here.
1:06.5	Because we've had so many problems getting you in here. Lacey, Lacey.
1:10.0	Lacey, uh... what is your name?
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