Episode 112 - Simms City: Part 2
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2021
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Ashwood City Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan is losing his grip on his position at the club as Anaheim Sports Group have accepted the offer from Harvey Simms. With the deal underway, all Patrick has to work with is a name... 'Bohai'.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Ramone Dale-Cruickshank as Harvey Simms
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Esmonde Cole as KFC
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:24.0 | This is the O. This is the answer phone for... |
| 0:26.0 | Patrick Nolan, MBE. |
| 0:27.9 | Please leave a message after the turn. |
| 0:31.2 | Yo, it's the final round, little man. |
| 0:34.4 | This is where you go down. There's a new champion town. |
| 0:39.2 | Start stepping aside now, mate, and we can make this easy, isn't it? Call me or wait for the knockout blow. It's your choice. |
| 0:48.1 | Oh, here he is. Feel? What's going on, man? That's it, mate. Six out of six surgeries. |
| 0:55.0 | You did it. |
| 0:55.9 | Fuck. |
| 0:56.8 | What's that? |
| 0:57.8 | It's a smoothie from Brett. |
| 0:59.2 | They said I could have it in here. |
| 1:00.3 | No. |
| 1:01.1 | That? |
| 1:02.0 | On my foot. |
| 1:03.0 | Oh, it's just like a kind of brace, sort of scaffolding for your ankle. |
| 1:08.3 | It's fucking massive. |
| 1:09.5 | Yeah, they're done Sort of |
| 1:11.4 | Fiddling around in there |
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