Episode 111 - Simms City: Part 1
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 5 April 2021
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
Ashwood City face Manchester City in matchweek 30 of the Premier League. As the domestic season looks to be a fairly quiet one on the pitch for the Kent side; off the pitch the bidding process is in disarray as Harvey Simms and the Ashwood City Supporters' Trust turn up the pressure on Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Rhys Tees as Frank Finnan
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
Music featured: 'Gravitated' by Edgar Hopp
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:21.5 | Martin Akinson says free kick. Much to the protests of Bournemouth. It's Neil Neal here in the |
| 0:28.8 | first half of the FA Cup quarterfinal at the Vitality Stadium. And well, well, well, Park |
| 0:35.1 | Sewell wanted a crack of it, but club captain Kieran Broome has pulled rank. |
| 0:40.6 | Just shy of 30 yards out, he's looking to make a case for his potential inclusion in the England squad. |
| 0:47.1 | The 28-year-old now, to put Ashwood City ahead. |
| 0:51.0 | His broom, unstoppable, driven with wit and curve into the top corner. Yeah. ahead. Here's Broome. Unstoppable. |
| 0:57.4 | Driven with whip and curve into the top corner. |
| 1:00.4 | Nothing Begovich could do about it. |
| 1:03.2 | Nothing many goalkeepers could have done about that. |
| 1:10.7 | Ashwood City have one foot in the F.A. Cup semi-final, which let's remind ourselves is a competition that Ashwood |
| 1:12.5 | haven't seen the semi-final of in over 67 years. |
| 1:16.5 | Pleased it effectively and Junior Stanislas has managed to keep it in play. |
| 1:20.0 | He's going to look for the run of Dominic Selanky. |
| 1:21.7 | Here is Solanky and he couldn't quite get his foot around it. |
| 1:24.6 | He looks exasperated back to Stanislaus, who perhaps asked too much of him. |
| 1:28.3 | Now Marcello was taking the throw quickly for Ashwood City, just over 15 minutes left. |
| 1:33.3 | Adam Smith has left space for Gustavo to run in. |
| 1:36.3 | Knocked by Steve Cook and he's beating him for pace. |
| 1:39.3 | Gustavo is through one-on-one with Begovich. |
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