Episode 111 - Dick on Moon Lasers

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2018

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

Doing a three quarter-ass job, the Trump balloon, how to pull teeth, filming white people filming black people, racial sensitivity training, the gender outrage porn gap, Cat Girl gets sued, Chris Chan Gets extorted, COBRA, Null, Palestine's lasers on the moon, The Nihilist Devil's Advocate, and Mental Jess considers a call in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick. Yeah!
0:20.0	Ha ha ha!
0:21.0	Welcome to Dick!
0:22.0	You want Dick you need a big you love Dick. You got it.
0:24.8	It's a show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker, a concrete mountain bunker
0:31.1	deep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host Dick Masterson.
0:34.0	The 20 million dollar man.
0:37.0	With me as always Sean the audio engineer.
0:39.0	Hello Dick.
0:40.0	Hey, what's up buddy? How you doing?
0:41.0	Good.
0:42.0	We've conquered the heat. We have.
0:43.4	With my gerry-rigged air conditioner. It looks like a bad guy or possibly a friend out of a Tim Burton movie.
0:53.0	All I know is it's cool.
0:55.0	It's cool. He's got one big old long arm to feed you the sweet sweet cool.
0:59.0	The sweet sweet ice air that we need.
1:02.0	And then all everything dumps out the back end very
1:04.8	gross. Horrendously gerry-rigged solution that I've that I cobbled together all
1:11.8	summer every summer so my house always looks like a hoarder's house.
1:16.0	Because there's garbage. I don't know how, the older I get, the more respect I have for my mother for keeping our childhood home,
1:27.4	always between that state of a museum and somewhere where people, where human beings lived?
1:32.8	Because it, yeah, no, that's really true actually.
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