Episode 110 - The Ground of Music
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 22 March 2021
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Ashwood City Chief Executive Patrick Nolan, Head of Communications Jess Tate and Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall enlist the help of the Ashwood City faithful to try and lift morale and improve the club's dreadful home form. Meanwhile, The Ashwood City Supporters' Trust gains momentum.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Additional Voices:
Jennifer Tierney
Joel Emery
Rhys Tees
Adam Alexander
Episode written by:
Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:21.5 | Here he is, Christyfer the offensive. Here he is. Christopher Wirrell, |
| 0:23.6 | 430 goals and zero assists for Falkirk. |
| 0:27.4 | Standing over this penalty at Datley Park |
| 0:29.3 | against the heaviest goalkeeper since Neville Southall. |
| 0:32.5 | I can hear you. |
| 0:33.5 | There's Patrick Nolan of Real Club de Eaton. |
| 0:36.1 | Boo! Buh! Fuck off! Fucking get on with it. Don't |
| 0:40.8 | do the Bruno Fernandez jump before you kick it. Here he comes to send his girlhood club into |
| 0:46.3 | the Gazprom Super Euro League or whatever the fuck they're going to call it. It's Christopher Woodo. |
| 0:52.0 | Ah! He's done it, the crowd go wild! |
| 0:54.4 | No, no, no, you did the fucking Bruno thing, all right? |
| 0:57.1 | You take that again, take it again. |
| 0:58.6 | I said, the crowd go wild. |
| 1:01.1 | Colin? |
| 1:01.6 | Hold on, man. |
| 1:04.2 | What the fuck is that? |
| 1:06.4 | It's a crowd cheering. |
| 1:07.8 | I'm not fucking Bruce Springsteen. |
| 1:10.1 | Give me a fucking football crowd, for goodness sake. |
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