Episode 110 - Dick on Avoiding Holes

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2018

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

People getting stuck in holes, snipers for hat snatchers, a real-life PvP solution, racist artificial intelligence, yelling at an Apple Genius, the 20 Million Dollar Mead man calls in, Dame Pesos' news segment, and Clay Bangs a Trans Woman; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Here we go. I don't even know if I can think straight. This one's going to be real weird
0:07.1	Sean. Already? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
0:12.0	Maybe the weirdest.
0:13.0	We'll pretend it's like a, she has a Thursday night bonus after.
0:17.0	This is a double night bonus episode.
0:19.0	I can't think.
0:22.0	Price the weird. I can't think. Price the weird.
0:24.0	I can't fucking think.
0:27.0	Yeah!
0:30.0	Yeah!
0:33.0	Welcome to Dick. You on Dick, you love Dick, you need Dick, you got it.
0:38.0	It's a show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a mountain bunker deep.
0:42.0	In the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host Dick Masterson
0:44.4	aka the 20 million dollar man. Join me as always is Sean the audio engineer.
0:48.3	Hello dick. Pretty good so far. Let's go down the checklist so far because I can't think.
0:52.3	Nowhere to go but down.
0:53.6	Now what, so that was okay.
0:54.7	I got everything in there.
0:55.7	Start at the top, work your way down.
0:57.0	I didn't start saying I was somebody weird, somebody else.
1:00.3	Like, I didn't say like, hey, I'm a Nicholas Cage's daughter coming to you from a closet in a spaceship in an alternate reality
1:08.2	a place called the Twilight Zone
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