Episode 109 - Dick on Road Rage: Dallas

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2018

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

Road Rage: Dallas ends in a shooting, Peach calls in about the Mustard Chug-off, I have a solution for the Supreme Court, an erotic story about shoes, uncucked racism, small Tupperware, Madcucks' retirement and the final bonus episode of the Biggest Solution in the Universe, the microphone interlock device by Soyboy Industries, exploding honey mead, more countersuit backtracking, bar stools, fat asses, Pride-vertising, the Forth of July, and Road Rage: Atlanta; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick.
0:03.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:08.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:11.0	Dick.
0:12.0	Dick. Dick.
0:13.0	Ready.
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:16.0	Yeah!
0:17.0	Yeah!
0:20.0	Yeah!
0:21.0	Welcome to Dick!
0:22.0	You need Dick. You want Dick, you love Dick. You got it to show where everything is a contest coming to you from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host Dick Masterson, aka the 20 million dollar man.
0:33.6	The 20 million dollar man joining me as always is Sean the audio engineer.
0:37.2	Hello day.
0:38.2	Hey what's up buddy, God it feels good to be back in the studio.
0:40.8	It does.
0:41.8	At a somewhat normal time. Yeah, it does at a somewhat normal time
0:42.8	yeah it does it feels so
0:45.0	fucking odd to do and this show anywhere
0:48.8	but right here in this very uncomfortable
0:50.9	like ten10 chair.
0:52.8	You know.
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