Episode 108 - Dick on The Sean Show

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2018

⏱️ 160 minutes

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Summary

Post Traumatic Ball-Busting Disorder, family vacations, floating prisons, Map Rotators, Spider Savers, I sink a boat, culture is a zoo, praying to God finally works, Landau Breaks up with Maddox, Asterios' Legal Offense Fund, too-long of a foreskin, Lowtax's #MeToo moment, Peach's mustard wager, and Sean can't make it; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Let's do it a nice Tuesday morning show on the see you next Tuesday network the first ever.
0:09.0	Presenting. Dick. Dick.
0:14.0	Dick.
0:15.0	Things.
0:16.0	Dick.
0:17.0	Dick.
0:18.0	Dick. Dick. Oh.
0:20.0	Dick.
0:21.0	Ready.
0:22.0	Yeah Y Y Oh! Oh! Yeah! it's the show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a concrete bunker
0:34.4	concrete bunker deep in a mountain deep in the heart of the city of failure I'm your
0:38.1	host Dick Masterson aka the 20 million dollar man the unsuable million dollar man with me for the second time.
0:45.4	With me is the is the understudy. Sean's with me is Sean's permanent replacement.
0:51.6	I'm so sick of Sean. I'll get to that Johnny the audio engineer. Yeah that
0:55.7	fucking guy. Fuck Sean! That's it! He's never once thank me, thanked me for
1:01.7	the lighting that I've given him.
1:03.2	I come in here and I slave over these switches
1:05.9	to turn them on.
1:07.6	Every time, every show, that's it.
1:11.3	He's gone.
1:13.0	Sean and I are done.
1:14.9	Sean's, I don't even want his,
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