Episode #1086: Hari Kondabolu!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2012

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew find out about the phenomenon of Canadian Tire Money, plus comedian Hari Kondabolu stops by.

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0:00.0	I went bowling the other night, and I saw a man pray to his bowling ball.
0:04.1	An adult human! An adult human being!
0:08.2	Pray to God for bowling help.
0:12.0	Please, God, please, give me this moment of strength.
0:14.3	Please, Lord, in your name, give me this moment of glory.
0:16.1	No, no, man. God is not going to help you bowl, okay?
0:21.0	I think God has more important things to do than help you bowl.
0:25.4	But then I started thinking about how screwed up the world is right now.
0:28.7	Maybe God does have time.
0:31.8	Because haven't you ever had a long list of things to do for the day,
0:35.1	and you only pick the easy things to do first?
0:39.4	Maybe that's what God is doing.
0:43.1	All right, genocide, poverty, war.
0:49.7	I'm going to get that seven-tenth split, and there you go.
0:54.1	You're welcome, Buffalo.
0:58.0	Okay, Africa.
1:00.4	Sorry again for the delay.
1:02.8	Maybe after the Super Bowl.
1:05.3	I'm kidding. Of course, I'm kidding.
1:07.5	God doesn't exist.
1:09.7	TVTL!
1:16.2	Hey there, folks.
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