Episode #1087: – Ice Punchers!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 May 2012
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Luke, Sean, & Producer Andrew ponder the end of America's dignity, one ice cream carton at a time.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, what are you looking for in a man? |
| 0:04.0 | I guess my dream guy would be like Brad Pitt if he was cuter and didn't have any children. |
| 0:10.0 | Candice, look at me. You have champagne taste and an ass face. |
| 0:15.0 | So what do you do when you see a cute guy? |
| 0:18.0 | Um, I'll kind of wink at him and move my shoulders and I'll sexy come hither way. |
| 0:24.0 | Show me. |
| 0:26.0 | You look like a visible fart. |
| 0:28.0 | T-B-T-L. |
| 0:34.0 | It's not the visible one set of the problem here on this imaginary radio show. |
| 0:39.0 | It's the other kind. |
| 0:41.0 | Hey folks, welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. |
| 0:45.0 | This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 0:48.0 | We do not have time for this kind of silliness. |
| 0:51.0 | My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host, owing in at 187 pounds. |
| 0:56.0 | I'll be your wingman. |
| 0:58.0 | Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up. |
| 1:02.0 | You know, I will. |
| 1:03.0 | This is episode 187 in a collector series. |
| 1:07.0 | And there's so much stuff to get to and not enough time. |
| 1:11.0 | It's going to be a frantic dash here. |
| 1:14.0 | But it's going to be exciting. |
| 1:16.0 | Hi, this is Luke's Mom Fuzzi coming tonight on T-B-T-L. |
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