Episode #1085: 50 Shades of Gilbert Gottfried
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2012
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
TBTL uncovers audio evidence of Gilbert Gottfried reading "50 Shades of Grey" and ruins sex for everyone for the rest of eternity.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh my is it your book time already the company has acquired it up and coming social networking side called you face |
| 0:06.1 | So each executive has to set up their you face page now this picture will be my photo not a word. It's a contraction for photo and hello |
| 0:13.9 | you face |
| 0:15.1 | Who are you facing TVTL? |
| 0:23.3 | Hey folks welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL. This is the show that's |
| 0:30.0 | Probably to be able to full to live don't stay in my house if your door is at it. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host |
| 0:39.1 | God weighing in it. I don't know 190 pounds or something. Sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. He's for fun |
| 0:49.4 | Hmm, I had an indulgent weekend which started with a |
| 0:54.4 | A cheeseburger eating contest on Friday which as I've mentioned is all this |
| 0:59.2 | All these eating challenges. I've been a part of have just been thinly veiled |
| 1:04.1 | Attempts on my part to get to gorge myself and it's working. It's another |
| 1:08.4 | Beautiful day in the North Wales. I like to beat him. It just feels good |
| 1:12.4 | So get enough of that liquid sunshine out there. I like to beat him. It just feels good |
| 1:20.1 | It's episode one thousand and eighty six in the collector's suit. Hi, this is Luke Mom Susie coming tonight on TBTL |
| 1:26.6 | Speaking of you face. I just hate you and I hate your ass face |
| 1:32.4 | Some problems there in Zuckerberg land today Facebook the IPO apparently |
| 1:38.6 | Not the big success they were hoping for at least not so far. We'll talk about that also John Waters |
| 1:44.0 | He was hitchhiking with a band last week |
| 1:46.1 | We thought maybe it was some kind of a gimmicky thing. I am John Waters and I'm looking for a date with you |
| 1:51.8 | Come on over. Let's listen to some tunes. But no |
| 1:56.0 | It was not a fake or if it is a fake |
| 1:58.7 | It's also drawn some state legislator in from another place where he was picked up |
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