Episode 107 - Dick on Milking Dad
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 June 2018
⏱️ 141 minutes
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Summary
My dad tries to correct the record on the Optimus Prime story, Sh*tty Passenger gets mugged, I have mana problems, packing a fake penis in your pants, #MeToo and the duality of abuse, lactating dads, Antoids falls asleep while waiting to talk, a string of very generic parenting advice, to have kids or not to have kids, movies need a man-hating score, newscasters with racist accents, arguing with a Boomer, my incredible speed, the 3-hour GFY marathon, Larry hits 100 episodes, and a Dickhead from Korea sends in a box of snacks; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | Presenting. Dick. Yeah |
| 0:15.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:18.0 | Welcome to Dick! |
| 0:19.0 | You need Dick, you want Dick, you want Dick, you love Dick, you got it. |
| 0:21.0 | It's a show where everything is a contest. |
| 0:22.9 | Coming to you live from a mountain bunker, a concrete mountain bunker, |
| 0:26.4 | deep in the heart of the city of Failure, |
| 0:27.6 | I'm your host Dick Masterson, aka the 20 million dollar man |
| 0:30.5 | with me as always is Sean the audio engineer. |
| 0:32.8 | Hello Dick. |
| 0:33.2 | Hey what's up buddy, fingers. |
| 0:34.8 | Get, can you get on Sean's camera? |
| 0:37.2 | It's I'm already your rage with your disgusting ass. |
| 0:39.8 | The musician fingers, a Dick Show musician, a Dick Head musician, Fingers is in studio. He's here for E3 |
| 0:47.4 | You can drop the cans right there. Yeah, Sean's can just get in front of Sean so I can see this. What you're doing is disgusting. |
| 0:54.3 | Fingers was, watch the camera behind you as you maneuver in. |
| 0:57.6 | Yes, I don't want to block me for even a second. |
| 1:01.3 | Fingers is telling us how he got his name and he gets everyone's attention over to him like the sick, like the sick person he is and then he demonstrates this for us. |
| 1:11.0 | Go ahead. |
| 1:12.0 | Oh God! this for us go ahead just go like all the way |
| 1:13.0 | Oh God no |
| 1:16.0 | No |
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