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This is The Offensive.

This is The Offensive.

And there's the final whistle. It's all square here at the Stonham Hot Spurr Stadium. A feisty affair. Nill-0 probably doesn't tell the whole story. Ashwood City will be grateful to come away with a point after a contentious VAR decision on the hour mark.

There's a bit of an altercation down here, Peter.

Oh, Svens and Marino coming together on the touchline here. Cain separating the two of the. Hoyberg and Brum having a pretty strong disagreement here Peter. Svenna Marino coming together on the touchline here. Kane separating the two of the Hoyberg and Broome

having a pretty strong disagreement here also

and this is getting out of control.

I can tell you it is a bad way to end an already

very bad game. This is going to take some sorting out.

All players, all substitutes coaching staff

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