Episode 108 - His Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 8 March 2021
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan's fantasy football team is suffering following his failure to pick up on insider knowledge from Ashwood City. His resolve is tested further as Head of Football Operations Colin Walsh uncovers the legal threat posed by the impending litigation from injured forward Kyle Francis-Clarke.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Esmonde Cole as KFC
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Additional voices:
Danny Jamieson
Nalan Burgess
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:06.3 | This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:13.9 | This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. |
| 0:19.4 | This is The Offensive. Now, but right, listen, because you are, you're not taking this in. |
| 1:00.9 | What I'm saying is, we go to PSG and we say, |
| 1:05.9 | bonjour, parish, how you doing? |
| 1:08.8 | Right? |
| 1:09.2 | And we go, look, you're not playing a Cuffo. |
| 1:12.7 | Pots don't like him. |
| 1:14.5 | We'd have him back. |
| 1:15.8 | No, I'm done, thanks very much. |
| 1:17.2 | Oh, please, fuck off. |
| 1:18.8 | Well, it's not that straightforward, though, is it? |
| 1:20.4 | Well, you'd say it in French. |
| 1:21.9 | Do you know what albeit reportedly, is on 210,000 pounds a week, right? |
| 1:28.9 | Something like that, yeah. |
| 1:29.8 | Yeah, something like that. |
| 1:31.2 | Fucking hell. |
| 1:32.0 | An Ashwood City's ownership model is pretty much penniless, to put it lightly. |
| 1:37.1 | Similar structure to Liverpool, of course, and even they have restricted spending, |
| 1:40.8 | and they're the Premier League champions. |
| 1:41.7 | What's your point, mate? |
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