Episode 106 - Zoom For Improvement
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 22 February 2021
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Coronavirus has struck down the Ashwood City hierarchy as Patrick Nolan, Jess Tate, Alex Morrison and Chris 'Woody' Woodall are all forced into isolation. As the PFA case of Kyle Francis-Clarke begins, Patrick takes on local small businesses and Harvey Simms... all while battling severe COVID symptoms.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison
Additional voices by
Rachel Teate
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
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| 0:00.0 | With Set for Life from the National Lottery, you could win on repeat. |
| 0:06.0 | Imagine £10,000 every month for 30 years. |
| 0:10.8 | You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air. |
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| 0:16.7 | Then taste your way through Tokyo. |
| 0:19.7 | Then back home. |
| 0:21.8 | So bolt off to |
| 0:23.3 | Set for Life. |
| 0:25.3 | Play now and the National Lottery app. |
| 0:27.7 | Terms, rules and procedures apply. |
| 0:28.9 | Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:34.1 | Warning. |
| 0:35.0 | This podcast contains explicit language |
| 0:37.4 | and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:40.6 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:41.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:48.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:50.7 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:52.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:57.8 | Ugh. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive. Oh. |
| 1:02.3 | Kieran. |
| 1:04.9 | Hi there, Patrick. Is this Zoom then, is it? |
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