Episode 106 - Dick on Going to Greenland
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2018
⏱️ 180 minutes
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The Road Rage: Dallas tattoo, Tim Pool calls in to bury the hatchet, I try to stop everyone from going to Greenland, "Dead or Alive", computer jiggle physics, and the War on Sexiness, Madcucks calls in to read from The Worst Interview in the Universe, Antoids brings in the "Airing of the Grievances"--possibly the most embarrassing audio ever recorded, Allan from Not For Human Consumption plays the Asterios throw up audio, TDS goes Hamilton, and all the money your apps are hiding from you that could be yours today; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | No, Fairzan, PBR is terrible. |
| 0:05.0 | It's fucking terrible. |
| 0:07.0 | It's just become so hipster out here. |
| 0:10.0 | Because of David Lynch, blue velvet. |
| 0:13.4 | Yeah, like a whole generation rediscovered that movie. |
| 0:16.6 | Yeah, and now the people who... |
| 0:19.6 | That's blue ribbon fucker. |
| 0:21.6 | Yeah, right? They're so cool and stupid that everybody started |
| 0:26.8 | emulating them but it's like when the it's like that experiment perhaps blue ribbon |
| 0:32.1 | is like that experiment where they give monkeys, they give a bunch of monkeys a bucket of food at the top of their cage and then they put a ladder in and if any monkey tries to climb up to get the food all the monkeys get beat. |
| 0:49.8 | Have you heard this one? So then this monkey don't know about this monkey experience, yeah. |
| 0:53.0 | So then they take the monkeys out one by one |
| 0:56.5 | until the monkeys don't know why they're beating the shit out of each other |
| 1:01.8 | for trying to get the food anymore because none of them were around when the initial punishment took place. |
| 1:07.0 | Like it's this, I think this is a weird experiment and not something I just dreamed up. |
| 1:12.9 | But you start, like the monkeys who initially saw it |
| 1:16.3 | saw that they all get punished if one monkey tries to get the food. |
| 1:19.7 | So they beat the fuck out of the monkey that tries to get the food. |
| 1:22.4 | Yeah. But then they start removing the monkeys one by one and putting new monkeys in. |
| 1:27.3 | So the new monkeys see the monkeys beating the guy up and they're like, well I'm beating this |
| 1:31.5 | fucking guy up too and they're like, well, I'm beating this fucking guy up too. |
| 1:33.0 | Ah, until all the monkeys are new monkeys, and they still have that behavior, |
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