She's five, five years old, you know what that means?

Nothing that she says matters, she's never said anything

actually important in her entire life.

I literally put a mis-every word the fucking kid has ever said

and nothing would be different.

Everything would have been exactly the same.

I enjoy the things she says, they're beautiful and poetic, I love hearing them,

but I don't have to fucking hear any of it.

And that's an important distinction if you're a parent, you just start making it

because you can't listen to them all the time that they're talking

because they're talking all the time and they just talk whenever.

They don't give a shit what you're doing or if it's a good time.

I'm going to shoot out with a cops and she's telling me all kinds of things.

She doesn't care because she's five, they don't, they're self-absorbed people.

They have no ability, no five-year-old ever goes like,

no, go ahead and finish that three hours fine.

Well hey, how you doing?

Welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of TVTL.

This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

It tastes like set in hot water.

I'm hooked.

My name's Luke Burbank, I'm your host weighing in at 186 pounds.

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