Okay, well, we've heard from you, Scott, now you tell us a little about yourself.

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.

My father was a relentlessly self-improving, blonge ray owner from Belgium with low-grade

narcolepsy and a pinch-shaped for buggery.

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented

the question mark.

Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.

When I was insulin, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds.

Pretty standard, really.

T-B-T-L!

Kids got to learn.

It's all there is to it.

Y'all got to learn about this Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. This is the show

that's probably too beautiful to live.

Memories are made in your mouth.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host, weighing it at 186 pounds.

Believe it or not, I'm a complete cat.

And this is episode 1662, in a collector's series.

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

We're considering, it's not official, but we're considering resurrecting an old segment.

Oh, hey, hey!

T-B-T-L is call makers.

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