Episode #1061: Tupac Lives?
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2012
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
TBTL gets an eyewitness report of the Tupac hologram situation from Coachella thanks to Randy Wang of the "Pretty Good Podcast"
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| 0:00.0 | Tracy, you are going to die. |
| 0:02.2 | What? |
| 0:02.8 | No! |
| 0:03.5 | When I tell you who I'm dating, squeaky from. |
| 0:06.9 | She is difficult. |
| 0:09.6 | Anywho, I have the results of your physical. |
| 0:12.6 | Tracy, you are going to die. |
| 0:14.7 | What? |
| 0:15.4 | No! |
| 0:16.4 | You have no reflexes. |
| 0:18.0 | Your blood tastes like root beer, |
| 0:19.7 | and some of your bones appear to have vanished. |
| 0:22.6 | Now, I've only ever seen this kind of thing on dead people |
| 0:24.9 | during Operation Desert Storm. |
| 0:26.5 | I actually wrote a report on it, |
| 0:28.1 | but my commander refused to pass it on up to Saddam. |
| 0:31.6 | Cookie Times. |
| 0:32.5 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:35.5 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:38.8 | Well, hey there, folks. |
| 0:40.0 | Welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. |
| 0:44.4 | This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
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