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The Offensive

Episode 105 - Problem Child

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2021

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

A dramatic 1-0 victory over Arsenal at Dartley Park has sparked outrage among the football community as the use of a ballboy - prohibited under COVID-19 protocol - was instrumental in the winning goal. To add to Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan's woes; Dr. Rachel Webber is taking action against the medical impropriety and mishandling of injured star KFC by Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall and Head of Football Operations Colin Walsh.


Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber

John Brannoch as Colin Walsh


Additional voices by:

Luke Stevenson


Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery


With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



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This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

1:08.6

This is a work of fiction.

1:10.0

Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental.

1:16.2

This podcast is protected under copyright.

1:18.7

Listener discretion is advised.

1:20.4

This is The Offensive.

1:23.7

And it looks like the points here will be shared at Dartley Park between Ashwood City and Arsenal.

1:29.6

Is nil-0 a fair result for you, Billy? Oh, I think so, Peter. I think so. Not much has separated

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