Episode 105 - Dick on Caught Cheating
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2018
⏱️ 121 minutes
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Summary
Landau is putting together a settlement offer AFTER THE DISMISSAL and is upset at his Google results, Mental Jess catches Maddox "trying to cheat" on her and immediately drops dysfunctional dimes on Facebook, I get the Ralph Retort a strike on YouTube, racism and jokes and the death of everything funny, shooting the Lolsuit courtroom transcript, why we have Incels in one simple graph, Snapchat filters for men, the The Dick Show Facebook group is shadow banned, stealing bum wine, the good and bad of reputation management, eating mustard with your hands, annoying baby talk, and another ridiculous Biggest Problem: Uncucked edit; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | Presenting Dick. Dick. Yeah! Welcome to Dick! |
| 0:15.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:17.0 | Yeah! Welcome to Dick! Welcome to Dick. |
| 0:25.0 | You want Dick, you need Dick, you love Dick. |
| 0:26.0 | You got it. |
| 0:27.0 | It's the show. |
| 0:28.0 | Where everything is a contest coming to you live |
| 0:30.0 | from a concrete bunker |
| 0:32.0 | and a mountain deep in the heart of the city of failure. |
| 0:34.8 | I'm your host Dick Masterson. The 20 million dollar man, the unsuable Dick Masterson. |
| 0:38.8 | You try to sue me, that shit will bounce off of me. I. I'm rubber and you're sue. |
| 0:44.2 | Whatever you sue on to me bounces off of me and you look stupid. |
| 0:48.0 | Everyone will make fun of you. |
| 0:49.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:50.4 | And your lawyer. |
| 0:51.4 | Yeah, I'm rubber and you're Sue. |
| 0:53.2 | Yeah, rhyming is so 20th century. |
| 0:55.3 | It's, man, it's great. |
| 0:57.8 | It's really, when the first freestyle rapper who runs for president is going to win because they will just rhyme everything and everyone will believe it. |
| 1:08.5 | Sure. Like I can't stress how stupid the human is. If it rhymes, we'll follow it off a cliff. |
| 1:16.0 | Getting dumber. |
| 1:17.0 | If it doesn't fit, you must acquit. |
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