Episode 104 - Foul Play
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2021
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Ashwood City are in midweek Premier League action against Manchester United. Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan however is at the whim of owners Anaheim Sports Group and is tasked with hosting prospective buyer and potential successor Harvey Simms. With the Sky Sports' cameras awaiting the big game and a glimpse of Harvey; Patrick has a plan...
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Ramône Dale-Cruickshank as Harvey Simms
Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Additional voices by
Jonny Blain
Joel Emery
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Joel Emery
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
With thanks to The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.
This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.
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| 1:08.7 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 1:10.2 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 1:12.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, |
| 1:16.3 | organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 1:18.8 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 1:20.6 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 1:22.5 | This is The Offensive. |
| 1:28.3 | Guys, hello, can you hear me? Guys, hello, can you hear me? Oh, fuck's sake, hearing myself back. |
| 1:32.8 | Guys, so annoying when that happens. |
| 1:35.6 | It sounds like I'm trapped in a fucking well. |
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