Episode 104 - Dick on Damages

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2018

⏱️ 145 minutes

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Summary

Jerusalem is Disneyland for the somber, Israel likes their flag as much as the US does, the time Mohammed jumped into space, Ramadan and the sweet sound of black women, Sweaty Suits, mildew towels, how to make your girlfriend lose weight, "making it official", Dustin returns, Road Rage: Dallas, gun fever, the lolsuit, countersuits, and Asterios is no longer employed by Webber Shandwick; all that and more on this week's episode of The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	It's getting bad.
0:03.0	What's that?
0:05.0	The world.
0:06.0	Yeah, show.
0:08.0	It's getting real bad.
0:10.0	Serious consequences.
0:13.0	I hope so.
0:16.0	Oh yeah.
0:20.0	Yeah! Yeah!
0:27.0	Welcome to Dick, you want Dick, you need Dick, you love Dick, is the show. Where everything is a contest coming to you back from the USA.
0:31.0	Thank God, thank God! thank God, thank God, back in a concrete bunker in the heart of
0:37.8	mountains, in the deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:39.7	I'm your host, Dick Matheson.
0:41.1	The 20 million dollar man, the 20 million dollar man.
0:43.0	The 20 million dollar man with me as always as Sean the audio engineer.
0:46.0	Hello Dick. Hey what's up buddy joining us today's Kian Magagna,
0:49.0	the hero.
0:50.0	The hero, Kian Magagna.
0:52.0	Oh God, I don't know where to start.
0:55.0	Thank God being back in the USA.
0:58.0	Yeah, sounds like it.
0:59.0	You know what brought me home?
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