Episode #1046: "Baby Birding" Your Child, Plus Singer Alessandra Rose
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2012
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew deal with the backlash against the backlash over their foul mouths. Plus, terrible celebrity parenting, and! The music of Alessandra Rose.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, did you guys read that thing in the New Yorker last month about how golf is an analogy for marriage? |
| 0:04.1 | I did. I did read that. Do you read the thing in McSweeney's? |
| 0:08.4 | Comparing CD tracks and album tracks. I read that. Yeah. Did you read that thing in Mother Jones about eco-chairs and eco-waste-assets? |
| 0:16.9 | I did. Yeah. I did. Do you read that thing in Spain? About all the festivals? |
| 0:20.4 | Mm-hmm. Do you read that thing in pace? It was about the national. Oh, I so that. Is that thing in dwell? About all the mid-century houses? |
| 0:25.9 | Yeah. Did you read the New York Times? Yes. New York Obserah. Yes. Washington Post. Yes. |
| 0:29.3 | Wall Street Journal. Of course you read it. Did you read that steam-punk article in Boynberg? |
| 0:32.0 | I did not like the end of it. Did you read that sky-writing over the William at Rivers? Yes. Did you read the Forty Cookies? Yes. From my snide? Yes. |
| 0:36.9 | Did you read it? Yes. There were two. Yes. Did you read that thing that guy wrote in the sand on the beach? Yeah. |
| 0:40.0 | Did you read the Portland Rickory? Yeah. Did you read the William Lee? Yeah. Did you read the Seattle Stranger? |
| 0:42.9 | You're getting to end. Did you read the SF Weekly? I loved it. Harvard Lampoon? Well, where? Did you read Mad Magazine? |
| 0:47.0 | I did not like the end of it. T-B-T-L! |
| 0:54.6 | Hey there, folks. Welcome to a very special Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. This is the show that's |
| 1:00.8 | probably too beautiful to live. What have fun sexy time for you? |
| 1:04.3 | My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host, weighing in at 187 pounds. Oh, yeah. |
| 1:09.8 | This episode, 1,046, in a collector's series, is chock full, |
| 1:16.5 | chock full of entertainment and danger. We'll explain in a moment. Hi, this is Luke's Mom |
| 1:21.7 | Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L. Should we hear on T-B-T-L? Should we institute a new policy of not |
| 1:29.6 | ever swearing or should we try to keep it real? I'm as real as the streets. As we had been previously |
| 1:35.7 | until people started writing angry letters, the backlash to the backlash about us swearing. |
| 1:41.5 | Today also, in the annals of questionable celebrity child rearing tactics, I think something |
| 1:48.7 | called baby birding your child, which is apparently a thing Alicia Silverstone does. That might be just... |
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