My favorite thing in Teen Wolf is there's a point at which Michael J. Fox is going to tell his super fashionable friends styles that he's that he's a wolf.

And they're in Michael J. Fox's garage and Michael J. Fox is about to tell him and styles goes,

dude, you're not going to tell me you're a fag.

And of course, Michael J. Fox is like, no, don't worry, no, no, I'm a wolf.

I'm a, I'm a magical creature that eats babies. I'm not gay.

Hey, you can relax, TVTN.

Relax yourself right on into this Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL. This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Oh, yeah. My name's Luke Burbank. I'm your host, weighing in at 186 pounds.

Get at me, slow carb diet, which as I was explaining to our guests, resembles an anorexic,

a sorority girl meets a kind of Idaho survivalist, but it's going well for me so far.

This is going to go great for all of you, I think the 1047th episode in a collector series.

Hi, this is Luke's mom, foodie coming tonight on TBTL.

I will have the comedy stylings of Eugene Merman and Elna Baker.

Jokes are really difficult, I must say.

Also, the Mega Millions jackpot could reach half of a billion dollars.

And you know, they say that you're, if you win the lottery, you're supposed to

keep your normal day job and keep your normal friends and don't move into a mansion and

essentially mess up the normal flow of your life. But if I want, I would, I would want to give it a try

the trashy way first and just see where that got me. And then, you know, reserve the right to fall

back to my normal life. We'll ask our guests if they get into the, the lotto. And then, um,

Alicia Silverstone Gate continues. There's now been a backlash from the Dental Association of

Iowa over her policy of, well, we're calling it baby birding where she pre-eats food and then

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